March 2012
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I've always wondered who's actually glad they met...
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Go on anon and tell me what you hate about me.
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
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My spirit animal is Squidward.
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If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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gikwang-ds:
di-kstar replied to your post: Unf
I’m never falling asleep on your floor.
think about it
how does anyone fall asleep on my floor in the first place
Idek
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That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
“This isn’t Glee.”
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February 2012
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synnesai:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
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